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The Many Advantages Of Advertising On Crazy Apple Rumors Site.

I know what you're saying to yourself. "How could I even be thinking of advertising with these weirdos? I mean, one of them apparently isn't even human and the rest seem like idiots."

Well, that's some valid criticism, but let's not forget that you're the one talking to yourself so try not to be so judgemental. The question you should really be asking yourself is "Do people visit the site?" You want eyeballs and I'm here to say, we've got 'em. Well, most of us, anyway. But that's not the point because you're not interested in our eyeballs. Unless you're some kind of eyeball-eating alien life form (don't think they don't exist). But, if you're a potential advertiser, you're interested in our readers' eyeballs and, at least from what we can determine with current technology, our readers do have eyeballs.

Okay, we seem to have gotten a little hung up on the specific issue of eyeballs...

Look, what we're trying to say is, people visit the site and when people visit the site they'll see your ad. Well, not now they won't because it's not up there, unless you're already advertising with us and if you are we'd like to take this opportunity to say "Howdy!"

See, that's just the kind of friendly service you're going to get if you advertise the Crazy Apple Rumors way. I think it's clear by looking around that we're not really in this for the money. Oh, no, it's the glory we're after... and possibly the groupies. So we think you'll find our rates reasonable and, heck, we're just a lot of fun to work with.

When you're ready, send us an email and we'll set you up. You'll be glad you did.