TOP SECRET VIDEO! MUST CREDIT CRAZY APPLE RUMORS SITE!
Crazy Apple Rumors Site sleeper cells (who, frankly, I had totally forgotten to deactivate when the site went on hiatus) have forwarded the following video of Apple’s upcoming tablet device running Delicious Library. Clearly, the interface represents another trend-setting design move on Apple’s part and one can expect this to be the Aqua of the next decade.
[Related: nice work Jessie and Maja.]
FIRST???
TABLET??? I love tablets!
Oh wait, maybe that was pills. Yeah, it’s not tablets, it’s pills. Wait… are tablets the big ones and pills the little ones, or is it the other way around?
Never mind. I love them both.
Stone tablets are nice too, but harder to carry.
Top three?!?! Woot.
Top 5 is good enough for me
Two spots in top 5? It must be Christmas!
Man, back in the day, there’s no way I’d be sixth. I miss the CARS of yore.
You’re not sixth. It’s an Entity-derived delusion.
This is something John Gruber would publish.
John Moltz is John Gruber.
Hah!
I’ve been waiting up till four in the morning every night over here in Blighty for the last 6 months just waiting for a CARS post.
Which makes me cool.
Yes indeed.
Ninth!
Yes indeed…
A new CARS post? No wonder I saw all that white smoke this morning. Nah, it wasn’t like the kind when they choose the pope… I think it looked more like what would come from a stack of burning iMacs.
I want a tablet!
I can’t stop myself dancing naked to Maple Leaf Rag.
Thanks a bunch Moltz!
Oh, like you weren’t doing that already anyway.
I almost swooned, but sprayed myself with starch just before I was to fall.
At first I was sad to have missed the top ten, but then I realized I made it into the top “10″ in hexadecimal!
Cranks up Handel Orchestra and sings, “I knew my redeemer liveth.”
John, welcome back, we Yuros really miss you.
Brother Mugga, if it’s too cool at four in the morning in Ol’ Blighty, you might want to get a Snuggie.
Streetrabbit, for a change of pace, try “Solace — A Mexican Serenade.” Interesting rhythms.
As for the Mac Tablet, all I can say is, “Won’t Get Fooled Again!”
Or is it “Baba O’Riley?”
Nah, “Won’t Get Fooled Again” is what I meant.
It is just me or does that tablet seem awfully slow to you? It’s like they put the innards of an old Newton in there. No, not the fig variety Newton, the other kind. Although it would probably be pretty slow if they put the fig variety Newton innards in a tablet too.
But it would be more yummy.
If it is called Newton, of course it will be slow. Poor old bugger died a long time ago, killed by a falling apple, I recall.
Ick. I’d hate to see the innards of *that* Newton.
That tablet was obviously faked. I mean the aspect ration was all wrong.
Mmmh, bagels…
Wait, we’re rationing aspects now? How come? I just had one for lunch.
Only the aspic ration has the correct aspect ratio.
(My profound apologies to Psyko)
Mmmm! There’s nothing iWould enjoy more than a delicious library of TableT alk Apple piEs! Or just one deliciOus appleT ableTalk piE in the library, for that matter! Or even 3.1415 delicious Apple-flavored tablets. I don’t care. Just keep the tablets coming!
And of course if you are on a diet, the Mini.
Yes! A miNi, wiTh a niCe hot cuppa Java! Or maybe an iCe-hot Mugga Moltzvaltine, Brother! Or perhaps even some Plum whiNe, in the liBrary, with a liT candlestick! Aouw, wouldn’t IT be loverly?!
This is my future.
CARS came back and no body told me. I’m happy and sad.