If you, like so many people, are jonesing for Johnny, you might try the virtual or physical pages of Macworld.
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If you, like so many people, are jonesing for Johnny, you might try the virtual or physical pages of Macworld.
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and 2 – yay first (and second) comment ever
…and third…where is everybody?? Scary
fourth? I think they’re all in shock that something was posted.
Great. I’m not alone. 5th
7? I can’t believe it. I love seeing a one after CARs. Now I must go elsewhere.
wow. sure am glad I kept this rss feed in my bookmarks.
iPWN!
Wouldyalookitdat…
Goodness!
Gracious!
Sakes Alive!
Why not write CARS *while* zooming around on a jet-pack? Then we’d all be happy. And you could infiltrate the underground bunker of a lazy-eyed evil genius at the same time. Three for one. It seems so obvious now I’ve said it.
no ponies
See, CARS is not really dead!
The physical pages? You mean… there’s a real world out there somewhere?
My God — this changes everything!
JFC on jetpack leading a vast horde of lesbian ninja sexbots.
Just to keep things in perspective.
Oh. Free Cake too.
Macworld is a joke. And John Moltz is John Gruber.
sure, just as the wound is about to heal, you rip the scab off.
Hi Dearie,
I think that you forgot to include the footnotes in your nice little article for that Mac World magazine. There are the little superscript “1″ and “2″, but no explanation below. Remember to always include your footnotes!
And, honey? I hope you’re wearing clean underwear. You know what I always remind you.
I hope you’ll be home for Memorial Day. We’ll have cake. I know you always like your cake.
Mom
Oh John. Welcome back. We love ya.
21st!!!!
Uh… I’m slow.
22!
The mystery is explained. John’s pulling a Dvorak! Drive hits to a reputable web site article by appealing to the lemmings of the one real true site. Wait a minute, wait a minute! John Moltz Dvorak! And here I thought it was Grüber.
Hey. who said you could post without warning us?
Oh, sorry.
How ’bout them (Sub)Mariners?
25th!
26th! w00t. Yay for something being posted.
HA! Beat Huh? again! *sigh*
A miserable twenty-eight. Probably thirty-one by the time I get round to clicking the track ball.
Oh and welcome back Master, we are not worthy.
HA! Beat by iMoo again!
Hey. Wait a second…..
The big Three-Oh!
You know, Moltz, you could cover jet packs on a revitalized Crazy Apple Rumors blog. Just an idea.
And, uh… where did you get that cake you’re eating?
The hiatus is over! oh wait… sorry.
[...] Just because CARS just got a post is no reason to freak out. I mean, it’s not a real CARS post, is it? It’s just a link to a Macworld article. An intelligent, well thought out, and [...]
Nice to see that you can still post…well back to the salt mines.É
Hoooah.
If you die in Macworld, you die for real.
So this whole thing has been a dream? I want my sexbots now, then , damnit!
There’s no need for jet packs on the iPhone, but I wouldn’t mind having an iPod dock added to my jet packs.
Futuristically,
The Rocketeer
Mein iPhone ist kaput.
Love,
Manny.
I read that article without looking at the byline first and almost immediately had the strange feeling that I had been there before. Sure enough.
[...] it worked do well for my most formidable predecessor, All I’m putting in this post is a link to a post I wrote about Delicious Library on my other [...]
Another video that congratulates Steve Jobs on being the world’s greatest living human being? I mean, I’m a Mac guy, but…COME ON!
Steve #%*& Jobs
BTW, it’s pretty funny…
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What the god damn hell is this “intended for mature audiences” crap?!
I take complete offense at that!
(see GSP, LLC tag at bottom – WTF!?)
; )
What is going on. I was expecting to see the usual boasting about being the 18th post. Or whether or not the Macworld article was the Real Moltz vs the Fake Moltz and someone done came and moved the furniture around, changed the light fixtures and put in fresh linen. Granted the old stuff was what the Thrift store rejected……
New Layout?
Foreboding…
Hang on . . . what’s going on with the new layout?
Hiatus my arse.
Hiatusmyarse.
Hmmm: that sounds like a Bond baddie.
Or ‘Ihaitusmyarse’.
That’s probably more accurate, alas.
Am I still typing this?
I’m like that old retired guy who keeps hanging out at his old office. “I got nowhere to go, Jimmy!”
Oh, by the way, there’s also an iPhone theme.
John, please, I’m begging you, use a different theme. The current one is too stark, the hierarchical levels are too similar, the link color is nearly black. IT HURTS MY EYES!
At the very least you could steal the one from Darling Furball. It’s legible and easy on the eyes. Just substitute your traditional puke green color and you’d be set.
No. Maybe I’ll change the link color. Maybe I won’t.
I really just wanted something that would load a lot slower. And I think I’ve accomplished that.
NEW LOOK BEEYOTCHES!Does this mean that MacWorld’s buyout is official?
NEW LOOK BEEYOTCHES!Does this mean that MacWorld’s buyout is official?
Oops. Sorry ’bout that.
Wouldyalookitdis…
I am the old retired guy who hangs out at his old office, and I’m flattered by the tribute.
I think the new theme is the bee’s knees, not so much because of the design itself, as because the mere fact of change tells me that I’m not the last survivor of a nukeyoolar war after all.
What we really want to know is – What is Ugluk doing these days?
Well, the Entity offered to drop Ugluk off in 20,000 BC. Of course, it’s possible he stayed here in the 21st century and took a job writing for Michael Savage, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly, or some other radio blowhard.
Ugluck for President.
The doctor is in.
Fantastic!
Why is it that things keep changing? Why did CARS have to go away. Where is my beloved Evangelist, Guy? Why is my MacCentral bookmark now jumping to MacWorld? WHY MUST I UPDATE MY BOOKMARKS EVERY DECADE???
Come back for reals, CARS, so I don’t have to adjust my daily news sites ONCE AGAIN. Pleaseeeeeee…
(and BTW, why are there so MANY Mac useers, all of a sudden… I used to think I was kinda special, but now…)
Doc, you are special. Very special. They even have special classes for people like you.
@35: Best comment so far (assuming I’m able to award such an honor).
I think I read somewhere that Gruber/Moltz delocated to here in Philly (yes, I meant “delocated”), so if I see him/them, I will try to get a picture.
Won’t you need one of those Stereo cameras to capture his dual personality?
I’d try the cell phone camera – it’s cheap enough so that if trying to capture their image breaks the camera, I won’t be that upset.
The police may already have mug shots available.
Johnny who?