Comments on: CYBER APOCALYPSE ALERT! THREAT LEVEL: BALLMER! http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979 Funded by brains Wed, 08 Sep 2010 09:15:40 -0500 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Walking Contradiction http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979&cpage=1#comment-205220 Walking Contradiction Wed, 28 Nov 2007 01:02:34 +0000 http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979#comment-205220 <blockquote> CYBER APOCALYPSE ALERT! </blockquote> Gasp, not another one! <blockquote> THREAT LEVEL: BALLMER! </blockquote> Oh, this sounds serious! <blockquote> KILLER ROBOT RAMPAGE! </blockquote> Oh, that. Naw, you misunderstand ... it was just Bender experimenting with some home made booze. "Bite my shiny metal ass" isn't a threat. Man, you had me scared for a second there!

CYBER APOCALYPSE ALERT!

Gasp, not another one!

THREAT LEVEL: BALLMER!

Oh, this sounds serious!

KILLER ROBOT RAMPAGE!

Oh, that. Naw, you misunderstand … it was just Bender experimenting with some home made booze. “Bite my shiny metal ass” isn’t a threat.

Man, you had me scared for a second there!

]]> By: blank http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979&cpage=1#comment-205175 blank Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:48:36 +0000 http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979#comment-205175 It still saddens me that doing the voice of that damned robot was Mel Blanc's last job. He deserved better. At the very least he should have been allowed to say, "Biddy, Biddy Biddy...Bite me Buck!" It still saddens me that doing the voice of that damned robot was Mel Blanc’s last job. He deserved better.

At the very least he should have been allowed to say, “Biddy, Biddy Biddy…Bite me Buck!”

]]> By: Sudo Nym http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979&cpage=1#comment-205150 Sudo Nym Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:34:08 +0000 http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979#comment-205150 Carbonfish said: "Robots, sure they’re cute and all, but never forget where that 'killall' switch is." And, um.... make sure you know what the "killall" switch <i>does</i>, too. Because it might not be what you think. Carbonfish said: “Robots, sure they’re cute and all, but never forget where that ‘killall’ switch is.”

And, um…. make sure you know what the “killall” switch does, too. Because it might not be what you think.

]]> By: John Moltz http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979&cpage=1#comment-205144 John Moltz Tue, 27 Nov 2007 15:15:13 +0000 http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979#comment-205144 Masako has temporarily managed to delete the spammer links. We'll be doing a WordPress upgrade later today. Masako has temporarily managed to delete the spammer links. We’ll be doing a WordPress upgrade later today.

]]> By: TuCats http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979&cpage=1#comment-205134 TuCats Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:10:45 +0000 http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979#comment-205134 What would the robots do with a human liver, you ask? Make pâté, of course! As an aside, I have a complaint. At the bottom of the comments page, I was offered Bi Zithromax. However, when I clicked on the link, it was quite clearly lesbian Zithromax, which was not helpful and in fact rebuffed my earnest advances. What would the robots do with a human liver, you ask? Make pâté, of course!

As an aside, I have a complaint. At the bottom of the comments page, I was offered Bi Zithromax. However, when I clicked on the link, it was quite clearly lesbian Zithromax, which was not helpful and in fact rebuffed my earnest advances.

]]> By: Joe Ragosta http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979&cpage=1#comment-205130 Joe Ragosta Tue, 27 Nov 2007 13:28:31 +0000 http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979#comment-205130 Even Roomba is in on the action: http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/10/roomba-maker-un.html Even Roomba is in on the action:
http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/10/roomba-maker-un.html

]]> By: elfle http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979&cpage=1#comment-205125 elfle Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:50:40 +0000 http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979#comment-205125 What about the robot cannon rampage in South Africa! As if smashing furniture weren't bad enough, they give them guns! http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/10/robot-cannon-ki.html What about the robot cannon rampage in South Africa! As if smashing furniture weren’t bad enough, they give them guns! http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/10/robot-cannon-ki.html

]]> By: Streetrabbit http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979&cpage=1#comment-205115 Streetrabbit Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:48:12 +0000 http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979#comment-205115 If the robots are alcoholics this makes sense. Otherwise I don't understand why they aren't stealing heads. If the robots are alcoholics this makes sense.

Otherwise I don’t understand why they aren’t stealing heads.

]]> By: Almost 20 http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979&cpage=1#comment-205109 Almost 20 Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:26:01 +0000 http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979#comment-205109 Okay, maybe Twiki, but never Dr. Theopolis. He just don't ... er... hang that way. Okay, maybe Twiki, but never Dr. Theopolis. He just don’t … er… hang that way.

]]> By: Huh? http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979&cpage=1#comment-205044 Huh? Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:16:06 +0000 http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=979#comment-205044 I like the other post better. Plus I didn't get the top three comments in this one. I like the other post better.

Plus I didn’t get the top three comments in this one.

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