Comments on: Friday Feature: Crazy Apple Help Desk.

By: Fdail

Fdail — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 13:46:41 +0000

Not bad, it really can occur

By: Caiek

Caiek — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 13:24:39 +0000

So much spam (

By: joe

joe — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:20:08 +0000

My bad. That’s what I get for thinking about something other than dwarf lesbian ninja port..

By: J0n

J0n — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:11:49 +0000

Actually, I don’t use ANYBODY else’s toothbrush.

However, I do enjoy yanking people’s chains, now and again (like above).

By: Huh?

Huh? — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:22:26 +0000

Would adding an extra ‘of Doom’ to one’s name present an enhanced feeling of despair in others?
How’s this:
Huh? of Doom of DOOM!

mmm…..

maybe not.

moo (so say the Pants™®)

By: Don of Doom

Don of Doom — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 22:30:15 +0000

Joe, I think J0n was just using your toothbrush actually.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 18:49:42 +0000

Assuming you’re serious (which is a dangerous assumption around here), ‘ADA’ as I used it is the Americans with Disabilities Act which protects people who have various types of disabilities. George clearly has some pretty major mental problems, so he’s probably protected by that law.

By: J0n

J0n — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 16:35:08 +0000

Why would the American Dental Association protect him? (And what do they care about paranoid schizophrenia?)

They’re afraid someone might kick his teeth out? They’re concerned that someone might use his toothbrush?

(I think “Not Likely” is the answer to both….)

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 14:22:41 +0000

It’s getting even better. You should check our George Ou’s blogs on ZDNet. Among the latest:

1. George claims that ‘a few is 1-3 and a couple is 4-9′ (I have one wife, I guess that means I can brag about having a few wives. OTOH, since we’re a couple, where are the rest of us?). As defense for his position, he quotes a definition that says a couple is synonmyous with a few. Therefore, George has proven that 1-3 equals 4-9.

2. Apparently tiring of having Mac users mop the floor with him, he just started a new thread about how Centrino owners are vulnerable. Why single out Centrino users?

3. He claims that SecureWorks demonstrated the exact same flaw on Apple hardware as their public demonstration. Later, he claims that they were different exploits. Therefore, George has proven that ‘same’ equals ‘different’.

4. George claims that OS X uses FreeBSD kernel. After someone pointed out that it actually uses Mach, he said that they’re the same thing.

5. George claims that Mac users started a vicious, orchestrated assault – and can’t provide any evidence of THAT, either (his super-secret lawyer won’t let him, I guess.

Lots more good stuff. The only remaining question is why ZDnet hasn’t gotten rid of him. Presumably because he’s protected by the ADA for his paranoid schizophrenia.

By: Werner Waimarana

Werner Waimarana — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 07:48:07 +0000

Ace Deuce, if the cat’s alive and the G5′s missing… shoot the cat.

Then leave it for the next existentialist to take the rap for.