Comments on: Our long international nightmare is over

By: Steve G.

Steve G. — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 01:33:20 +0000

Depends. What can we borrow them for?

By: Nxxx

Nxxx — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 07:11:04 +0000

Very good but who wants to borrow a student??

By: Steve G.

Steve G. — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 18:05:18 +0000

Thanks!
We’ve managed to come out of our tryptophan-induced coma to trample a store employee (before sunrise) and shoot two people in a toy store (before lunch). Busy-assed day.
Merry f-ing Xmas!
Love,
The Colonists

By: Nxxx

Nxxx — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:12:21 +0000

Happy Thanksgiving from this side of the Pond.
Posting early as the internet is sooooooo slow.

By: Steve G.

Steve G. — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:42:12 +0000

Just don’t hit me in the face.
I hope to be pretty someday.

By: Nxxx

Nxxx — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 07:22:18 +0000

No need to beat yourself up on our behalf Steve, we’ll do it for you.

By: Steve G.

Steve G. — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 15:08:29 +0000

Ugh.
And to think I accidentally started this.
[smacks forehead]
Will I ever learn?
Of course, if Moltz came back from The Beyond (or wherever the heck he is), he could straighten all this stuff out, ala Kurt Vonnegut Jr. in Back to School.

By: Nxxx

Nxxx — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:55:11 +0000

We shall now sing hymn number one hundred and sixty-six from the Moltz, Ancient and Modern.

Where have all the CARS ones gone?
Long time passing,
Where have all the CARS ones gone?
Long time ago.
Where have all the CARS ones gone?
Lost in the Internet everyone.
When will they ever loin?
When will they ever loin?

By: Silly Rabbit

Silly Rabbit — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 23:21:57 +0000

[Shaking his head forloinly]

Tsk tsk… They’ll never loin…

By: Ace Deuce

Ace Deuce — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:15:12 +0000

Actually, a new ecumenical council has been convened to consider new books to be admitted to the canon of the holy scriptures, to guide mankind in the next century. The council has already considered and rejected Dante’s Divine Comedy and Melville’s Moby-Dick. Lady Chatterley’s Lover is being hotly debated, with some of the clergy saying it’s “too racy.” Of particular interest to us is that Crazy Apple Rumors Site is in the running, although certain articles are already considered apocryphal.

Someday, preachers may refer to the Book of Moltz and rattle off new nuggets of wisdom: “And Streetrabbit saith, ‘the post was struck asunder and many wandered the lands lost and wrought with great malady. Yea then did high priestess Masako lay her warm, oiled, delicate hands on the smitten post and life was begot of its loins.’”